Patagonia

Hector is all hot to go to Patagonia. He's been talking it up for several years. I really like the theory of going because it is gorgeous. But every time I read anything about it there is lots of talk like: "breathtaking views"... "narrow trails leading up to Alpine peaks"... "we begin our ascent"... and very worst of all... "as we cross the suspension bridge"...

I only barely survived Machu Picchu without heart failure. For those who don't know the joys of vertigo or acrophobia then let me tell you that just reading about high places can work up a good sweat. And during the opening sequence of Casino Royale, my sphincter turned to steel.

Normally, when Hector mentions Patagonia I quickly counter with "or what about Morocco" or "let's do Turkey this year and Patagonia next year." But sooner or later I'm going to run out of diversionary tactics.